Maglione di Natale / Brutto Maglione Ufficiale Jaws DA DUM

The embroidered shark fin peeking over the chest is even better in person, and the fabric’s thick enough that it actually feels like a proper winter jumper. I’ve worn it to two parties already and the “da dum” joke lands every single time when someone spots the design.

The shark design on this sweater is so absurdly detailed that my coworkers kept asking where the fins were hiding. It’s thick and warm enough for a chilly office party, and the awkward compliments I got all night were honestly worth the price.

I wore this to my family’s Christmas dinner and got a solid ten minutes of people yelling “da dum” at me before I even sat down. The shark print on the front is bold enough to see from across the room, and the knit is thick enough that I didn’t freeze on the walk to the car.